Whats Goin on Today?
Various news items of the day.
Australia links alcohol to croc attacks. Don't you hate violent drunks?
Out in wacky Washington State, a man gets charged with trespassing because he ran a brothel where people could have sex with farm animals. Yep that's right. And how did they find out?
Police began investigating James Tait, 54, and another man who lived at the rural Southeast King County farm after the Seattle man died of injuries suffered during intercourse with a horse in the summer, Enumclaw police said.Well insert a joke about that story in the comment section. I think I will go with a comment from this section:
"There is no evidence of injury to the animal to support animal-cruelty charges," said Dan Satterberg, the county prosecutor's chief of staff. "This is the only crime we can charge."No Injury? Have you ever had someone die from having sex with you? The mental trauma has to be off the charts!
And a New Zealand group is getting pressured by the happy go lucky Scientology group for having this website www.scienTOMogy.info. Why? They are afraid people might confuse it with the real thing. Don't worry everyone already knows how kooky your group is. At least women can judge if their man has "Jumped the Couch".
Labels: Politics, Ridiculous
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Crocs - 29% had been drinking... but what percentage of the public in general would fall into the category of *had been drinking*? If 40% of the public has been drinking than this would indicate that alcohol helps prevent croc attacks. :p
Horse - Didn't he get the memo that horses are for external use only?
Tom - I have to wonder if L Ron Hubbard actually believed in Scientology or if it was a social experiment and he's laughing his ass off from beyond the grave.
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