Tuesday, August 23, 2005

My Vote for Lamest New Movie Title

Even though it will have Samuel L. Jackson in it, the movie title Hollywood has come up with leaves something to be desired. If Hollywood types aren't able to come up with great movies much anymore, at least put some effot into the title. Here is the plot:
On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.
And what do you call this masterpiece? Snakes on a Plane!!!

Here are a few other suggested titles:

Cobra Air
AeroAdder
Flight of the Vipers
Diamondbacks at 50,000 Feet
Copperheads in the Sky
Cottonmouths in the Carry On
Bag of Venomous Peanuts
Just Plane Poisonous
Airplane! 3: Kiss My Asps

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