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John Kerry said about the troops

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

I guess this picture sums it up well

Do It. Do It.

Two Funny Star Wars Videos

Both from Robot Chicken on Cartoon Network.



This one is about twist endings in movies. Funny Star Wars bit in the middle.

A Real Prison Bitch

You never want to be this guy in Prison

White and Nerdy....My Theme Song?

Knowing that Weird Al had a new album coming out soon my wife and I were looking online and found Weird Al's Myspace page. He had his new song "White and Nerdy" on there. His new Album comes out on Tuesday.

Hp Supports Soldiers?

Soldiers fight back!

Dear Satan - RE: End of the World

Hello Prince of Darkness, I wanted to write to you today about Today, June 6th, 2006 or 6/6/6. I know those are your numbers and you want to dominate this world with your evil and such, but could you hold off for awhile? I mean it is just beginning to warm up outside and being nice out for weather. Also I have a trip to NY planned in July for my anniversary, and I haven't ever been there. Also Battlestar Galactica ended on such a cliff hanger and I really want to know what happens next, which I won't if you manifest yourself and cover the world in Blood and Brimstone.

So Beezlebub, to recap, stay home today and procasinate a little bit. There will always be another 6/6/6 for you create havoc and bring the End of Days. Plus Arnie can still kick your ASS.

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The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

What is the Internet For?

PORN PORN PORN

Need Less Inspiration

Got sent this link today by Uber Monkey saying it fits how the state government work. Seeing it fits and others were funny as well, I thought I would post a couple of my favorites:

This Made Me Cry

You Can Get "IT" on Ebay

Thinking back on the Weird Al song Ebay song from the song That Way by the Backstreet Boys, Weird Al came up with alot of funny things on Ebay. This one however is real. It is the Seahawk dog, a Hot Dog bought in the 3rd quarter of the Seahawk/Carolina championship game.

Up for auction is a 100% Authentic Super Dog from the Seattle Seahawks NFC Championship game againest the Carolina Panthers.

Own a piece of history here! This SUPER DOG was bought towards the end of the 3rd quarter at QWEST Field during the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP game.

This dog could be an addition to anyones collection of oddities, its a piece of history folks!! The Seattle Seahawks are on their way to the BIG GAME in Detroit Baby!!

Thanks for looking & GO HAWKS!!

Now this is Cute, but it is currently at $1,750!

For those of use that are big Seahawk fans but can't afford $1,750, how about air from the game?? Or how about a Fart Jar from the locker room....that you can put up on your mantle and be proud of!

You Want Mercy? I'm Chaotic Neutral!

This video clip is too funny. Gertie, don't watch this or show to your husband before he gets a chance to play with us.

Mangravy, Man Gravy, or Man-gravy?

The 18th annual Welcon was this weekend, the second one that I have been able to make. This is a weekend of gaming, friends, and food at the host's house.

On Friday I was privileged to play in a Star Wars miniatures battle system game, with and I quote, "No Stinking Plastic Figs". This is always a fun game to be in and this time was no exception. My team played the imperials and I think we killed as many Rebels (read terrorists - how many civilians did they kill in those movies?) as we killed our own troops for losing morale. Grossman is a hard commander to serve under.

On Saturday we resumed a WWII Champions game from 2 years ago. The fun part of Champions for me are the disadvantages. The hero I played is called Major Victory who has an under confidence disadvantage. There were a lot of laughs in that game including....

MAN-GRAVY

This was the word of the weekend. Credit for the word is given to Steve K. The question of one word or two and is it hyphenated came up and above I made that decision. Anyways the good man-gravy quotes of Saturday night were:

"I'm going to try and get out of the man-gravy but I am not sure I can do that"

"I have man-gravy stuck in this part of my brain and I can't get it out"

"If you get shot in the head with man-gravy you are bound to get some in your mouth"

Interesting Food Labels

Here are some funny European food labels.

OW! OUCH! OWIEOWIEOWIE!!!

Ok this goes without saying, but be careful when you are with your EX and you have moved on but they haven't!

How did he ever walk to the police station?

Hands Off!

Even out of the Oval Office, Clinton still can't keep his hands off the ladies. Below is the picture of Supreme Court Nominee Alito's family.

Smell Our "Dairy Air" in Wisconsin

People are so used to bad smells in NY City, when things smell good people freak out!

Maybe someone made the World's largest pancake nearby?

MMMMMM...Maple Syrup

It Almost Sounds Real...

From Blame Bush

There's obviously no limit to the depths of depravity the U.S. military will sink in order to kill the enemy while saving their own skins. According to Australian newspapers, sadistic U.S. soldiers were spotted burning the bodies of Taliban freedom fighters in a twisted ploy to lure their comrades out of hiding.

It's all one big joke to the right-wing chickenhawks, but to the Muslim people the mutilation of the dead is considered a vile form of desecration fit only for civilian contractors and Jews. In accordance with Islamic law, the deceased must be ritually bathed and buried facing Mecca, or they will be reincarnated as 7-ll clerks with hairy foreheads and bad dispositions.

After the infamous genital-mocking incidents at Abu Ghraib prison, and the rampant Quran-mishandling atrocities at Gitmo, one would think that the U.S. military would be a little more careful not to offend radical muslim clerics and Democrat senators. While human decency requires that we mock and ridicule barbaric Christian traditions like monogamy and pre-marital abstinence, Islam is a rich tapestry of religious customs that must be respected and preserved. It's not too much to ask that troops take a little time out from their oh-so-busy schedule to sponge-bathe the bodies of those they've viciously slaughtered, bury them facing Mecca, and then dance around the sacred yak while a licensed union imam screeches like a wounded hyena through a ceremonial bullhorn. If soldiers would simply educate themselves about the Religion of Peace, then perhaps they'll come to respect other Muslim traditions as well - such as flying planes into buildings and sawing the heads off infidels.