Dear Satan - RE: End of the World
Hello Prince of Darkness, I wanted to write to you today about Today, June 6th, 2006 or 6/6/6. I know those are your numbers and you want to dominate this world with your evil and such, but could you hold off for awhile? I mean it is just beginning to warm up outside and being nice out for weather. Also I have a trip to NY planned in July for my anniversary, and I haven't ever been there. Also Battlestar Galactica ended on such a cliff hanger and I really want to know what happens next, which I won't if you manifest yourself and cover the world in Blood and Brimstone.
So Beezlebub, to recap, stay home today and procasinate a little bit. There will always be another 6/6/6 for you create havoc and bring the End of Days. Plus Arnie can still kick your ASS.
Labels: Funny Stuff, Ridiculous
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I'm terribly worried. I wasn't taken at 6:66 am this morning. Then I realized that our method of telling time offends God. Now I'm waiting to see what will happen in 7:06 tonight.
.....And? What happened?
Oh, and besides, (I know you were waiting for this post, but I'm remiss in my commenting), since it was already the 6th by the time you posted your comment, you were already safe since, as we all know, the true Number of the Beast is actually 616, (see Wikipedia).
Of course there's always the theory that the end of the world has already come, and this is Hell, (a truly plausible idea at that, given my current circumstances).
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