This is English, Right?
So I got this Text message today on my phone:
get off that bull shit call me im not gone call no more i dont sweat no nigger shits not sweat jump down wit me miss ma holla
So I thought it was my friend, so I called the number back and got voicemail and left a goofy message back. Then a woman calls me back, who I could barely understand (not surprising by the text message), and basically she told me she didn't send a text message.
So can anyone translate that for me?
Labels: Pondering, Ridiculous
5 Comments:
get off that shit and call her! she ain't gone call no mo.
Sounds like plain ghetto english to me! (they have a word for that, don't they?)
...if only he could understand what she was saying. it's a lot easier that way.
She's tired of being just your booty call.
it means "please send cabernet sauvingnon"
hilarious!
That's another thing that comes to mind with the recent immigration issue. People have mentioned getting the immigrants to learn English - I would be even more thrilled if the people that were born and raised in this country could speak understandable English. (grrr)
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