Tuesday, May 09, 2006

This is English, Right?

So I got this Text message today on my phone:
get off that bull shit call me im not gone call no more i dont sweat no nigger shits not sweat jump down wit me miss ma holla

So I thought it was my friend, so I called the number back and got voicemail and left a goofy message back. Then a woman calls me back, who I could barely understand (not surprising by the text message), and basically she told me she didn't send a text message.

So can anyone translate that for me?

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5 Comments:

At May 09, 2006 10:52 AM, Blogger Kari said...

get off that shit and call her! she ain't gone call no mo.

Sounds like plain ghetto english to me! (they have a word for that, don't they?)

 
At May 09, 2006 8:15 PM, Blogger Kari said...

...if only he could understand what she was saying. it's a lot easier that way.

 
At May 10, 2006 9:24 AM, Blogger Robguy said...

She's tired of being just your booty call.

 
At May 11, 2006 6:24 AM, Blogger theinebriantgrape said...

it means "please send cabernet sauvingnon"

hilarious!

 
At May 12, 2006 8:13 AM, Blogger Robguy said...

That's another thing that comes to mind with the recent immigration issue. People have mentioned getting the immigrants to learn English - I would be even more thrilled if the people that were born and raised in this country could speak understandable English. (grrr)

 

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